
if a charmander running in circles chasing its tail doesnt fit your blog then you are running the wrong kind of blog
image the wii fit trainer running at u at like 100 mph screaming are you ready to get fit
Your name must be Chekov because I would do zat.
Yes. I will use this pick-up line. Because if the girl goes “I don’t get it”, then I will know she’s not for me.
then clearly you need a girl who does get zat.
guys, please stop reblogging this.
Sorry, I Khan’t do zat
you little piece of crap.
- YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND
- put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite
- YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND
- carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired
- OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT
- broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself.
- WAIT TILL YOU SEE MA
- collection of politely worded love letters.
In this mysteriously leaked DVD commentary for Season 4 of “Game Of Thrones,” author George R.R. Martin drops some MASSIVE plot bombshells. (x)

I wish my whole vocab was as great as this line.