Full-scale Portal turret
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTS TO STICK THIS THING LIKE IN A PUBLIC RESTROOM OR AROUND A CORNER IN SOME HALLWAY OR SOMETHING AND JUST WATCH THE LOOK PEOPLE’S FACES WHEN THEY RUN INTO IT
The most evil place to put it would be in a dark hallway at a University games design dept. Full of half-asleep people who know exactly what it is.
"Shiiiiiiit!" *leaps back around the corner*
"ARE YOU STILL THERE~?"
I NEED 10000 OF THESE
Always to be reblogging Aperture Science technologies
finally, it has appeared on my dash
Well that was unexpected.
I was not expecting this
no one ever does
i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye
98% of this image is pure badass
Then there’s Armstrong’s little hair loop.
Are you suggesting the Hair Loop, which has been passed down by the Armstrong family for generations, which has survived countless battles and remained perfectly coiffed, is not a testament to the ELEGANCE and STRENGTH of the Armstrong legacy?!
they was talking real shit back then and i took it as a joke
Geisha are not courtesans… and we are not wives. We sell our skills, not our bodies. We create another secret world — a place only of beauty. The very word ‘geisha’ means ‘artist.’ And to be a geisha is to be judged as a moving work of art.
i have been waiting far too long for this gif set
FAR too long